I have been reminiscing by exchanging my favourite Viz Top Tips with a friend over the last few days. Here's my top 3;
avoid buying costly binoculars simply by standing closer to the object you wish to view
paint a large blue rectangle in your garden, then people flying overhead will think you have a swimming pool
always carry a packet of lard in your pocket, in case you get your head stuck in railings.
Have you got any?
Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view